boy do i love being up at the crack of dawn

matafari:

fancycannibal:

douchebag character, awesome actor: a continuing series

condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

yestermorning:

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

heliolisk:

rabidchild67:

the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer

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the only thing he killin with that face is my asshole

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

behold-theturtle:

littlecofiegirl:

kuueater:

abovetherisingfalls:

cthulucas:

toopsy:

mako?

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mako??

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makO???

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MAKO????

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MAKO?????????????????

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imageMAKO???????

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MAKO?!?!?!?

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MAKO?????!!!!!

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idon-tevenwantoknow:

THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETYimage

THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE image

THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
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THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
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THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERSimage

THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAUimage

BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSEimage

AND FALLINGWATER image

AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEANimage

HOUSES ARE SO COOL

castiel-knight-of-hell:

its-me—only-me:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.

prime numbers can be intimidating

^that post

castiel-knight-of-hell:

its-me—only-me:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.

prime numbers can be intimidating

^that post

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