aLRIGHT SO I FEE LIKE I MAY HIT THE POST LIMIT SOON SO IM GONNA GO
hope to be back laterr
i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
Why are goosebumps called goosebumps
few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through.
trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.
no mom it’s art *continues to glue cheetos onto the dog*
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them