Attention: Guys who cosplay/want to cosplay spandex-clad superheroes

relenawarcraft:

OK dinguses, here’s something that’s gonna make your life and the lives of everyone who sees you at the con so much better.

This is called a Men’s Dance Belt.

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It’s for male ballet dancers to wear under their tights. Its purpose?

TO MAKE SURE NOBODY SEES THEIR BULGE.

when I’m at a con, nothing kills a potential good superhero costume more than seeing the cosplayer’s friendly neighborhood spider-cock through the costume.

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“I should probably masturbate”
me whenever I’m home alone (via spicy-vagina-tacos)
bikerideoceanside:

kellizredd:

[AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON]

bikerideoceanside:

kellizredd:

[AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON]

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elysemarshall:

buzzfeed:

Turns out the world isn’t such a bad place after all. 

Timely reminder that people are inherently good.

tiny-snail:

My mom is so mean to me

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

burritobb:

Modern romance.

burritobb:

Modern romance.

This is a Vine?

the-murderous-bettie-rage:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.

beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

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